| ONE
Manny sat on his hill of mangled junk which he had accidentally found the week before last week; he was staring at the giant mouth made from crumpled pyjamas which was speaking in a strange dialect he had never heard before. It spoke of entire cities embedded in frog spawn and of philosophising gem stones suspended by slug slime. He was marvelling at this prospect when the only super hero ferret in the universe ambled by holding a motorised bath sponge. |
| TWO
Manny could hear the jigsaw spirits calling in the distance and reached for his nuclear catapult. His entirely vegetable and perpetually growing butler came up the private, fully mobile, spiral staircase holding a model of the Titanic held inside an ice cube; he put it on the organic table - the table sighed then scratched it's leg. Two ominous black shapes sped down the boa constrictor garden as a chess board was taken out of nearby concrete mixer and a number of small eggs scattered on it. |
| THREE
Manny pulled a fully articulated Trojan warrior from his pocket and blew his nose. A rainbow emerged from the hat it had been wearing. A completely new and unexplored landscape was reflected in the small intestine shaped mirror hanging by the coat purportedly worn by the robot Merlin. He was keen to explore the now visible seaside vista and was amazed by it's dental white cliffs and Georgian wig seaweed. He whistled for his pair of cognisant Wellington boots and chewed the blank map to a fine detailed paste. |
| FOUR
Manny was pedalling hard as the "secret camp on a bicycle" sped up the pagoda shaped hill - this was mirrored in the floating distance by a rain cloud shaped like a Stetson hat (mermaids were seen playing on the brim before diving into the inky sea). He was thinking of nothing - Nothing was a cat which had grown up inside a small boy who used to live next door; when the boy had grown up he was spat out over the fence - the fence was made from giant fish scales and reflected a map of the world when the light was shining in a particular way. |
| FIVE
Manny pulled the cord that controlled his automatic stilts. They stopped abruptly and he climbed down into a sacred nettle patch where the sentient stone lay contentedly devising complex mathematical equations only it could solve. It was still alive despite repeated attempts by the monkey mob down the street to murder it. It was later to be found to be a member of the "Immortals" so the primates had been wasting their time. A continental shifted leaf fell to earth and a piece of paper untidily cast on the camouflaged floor prophesied a war between miscellaneous bones in rival arms and legs. |
| SIX:
Manny, who had been laying on a bed of Second World War hand grenades while throwing ornamental sticks of dynamite in the air was surprised by a loud bang outside. He climbed up the rope ladder he kept wound up inside an imitation tortoise shell hanging from his left ear (next to an ATS badge). He then pulled out a bicycle pump from his back pocket and blew up the fragment of Seventeenth Century rural scenery previously hidden in a packet of Neolithic chewing gum. He stared and said a centipede prayer to himself. |